| [The Lion of the Day] [excerpt]       It was on such an occasion 
              that Uncle Hank was attracted to the animals on parade. As the camels 
              passed he remarked:“By crackee, what a lesson them camels 
              teach human bein’s. They kin go seven days without er drink.”
 “Yes,” replied a bystander, “but what 
              satisfaction they get out of a drink when they do get one; it has 
              such a long way to travel through their long throats that it well 
              repays them for their long abstinence. By the way, speaking of animals, 
              did you know there was a lion roaming about the grounds, loose?”
 “A lion?” exclaimed Uncle Hank in 
              alarm.
 “Yes; the Lion of the day, President 
              McKinley.”
 “Is ther President here?”
 “Yes, over on the Plaza.”
 “Wall, I won’t miss Mac ef I know 
              et!” and he strode off in the direction of the Plaza. When he arrived 
              there he found the “Lion” in the shape of the President, who was 
              surrounded by an enthusiastic multitude.
 Uncle Hank worked his way to the center 
              of the group where the Chief Magistrate was holding a levee, and, 
              with true Yankee modesty, made himself the spokesman of the occasion:
 “Mr. Preserdent, yer th’ most Democratic 
              Preserdent we’ve had since Linken.”
 The crowd cheered the old man, and 
              the President smiled broadly as he replied diplomatically:
 “Well, gentlemen, I thank you for 
              your cordiality—”
 “Speech! Speech!” called out several 
              voices in the assemblage, which had now augmented considerably, 
              and the President was compelled to get up on the steps of the Music 
              Stand and speak to them before they would consent to let him go.
 An American crowd always likes to 
              be talked to. It will hover around a stump speaker or a street-corner 
              fakir like flies around a molasses barrel. Wm. J. Bryan gathered 
              them by thousands in his memorable campaigns, and you would naturally 
              think that he would carry the country by storm on Elec- [141][143] 
              tion Day, judging by the enthusiastic gatherings that greeted him, 
              but the American citizen, while very careful in bestowing his ballot, 
              is very lavish in his applause, as he deems some reward is due to 
              the one who has entertained him.
  
               
                “O! as a bee upon the flower, I hangUpon the honey of thy eloquent tongue.”
 —B.
      Uncle Hank saw the crowd 
              surging into Music Temple, and, yielding to his impulse to follow, 
              he soon found himself inside the portals of the Temple consecrated 
              to melody which was so soon to become transformed by the discordant 
              sounds of the assassin’s pistol. President McKinley stood right 
              in front of the Majestic Organ, surrounded by eager citizens striving 
              to express their love and admiration of the Chief Magistrate of 
              the Republic through the medium of a handshake. The President stood 
              erect, with head bare and face radiant with kindliness and good 
              humor.The crowd kept passing by in rapid 
              style, and Mr. McKinley was in high spirits.
 No one noticed in the crowd a fairly 
              thick-set young man, with curly brownish hair, who kept moving slowly 
              with the rest.
 He had a cap under his arm. His left 
              hand was bound up in a white handkerchief.
 But there was nothing suspicious—nothing 
              but the clean silk handkerchief, that looked as if the young man 
              had hurt his hand and bound it up. Not a soul guessed that, concealed 
              in the folds of the handkerchief was an ugly little revolver—a 32-calibre 
              derringer, carrying five short cartridges.
 The President reached out his right 
              hand; the man reached out quickly. The President smiled.
 For an answer the man reached his 
              left hand around, just as a pugilist might try to give his opponent 
              a quick jab in the [143][145] ribs. 
              He pressed his hand against the black frock coat of the President 
              and pulled the trigger.
 Suddenly there was a great commotion 
              around the President, and a second later a pistol report rang out, 
              and immediately after another. The sharp crack of the revolver echoed 
              against the pipes of the big organ, and the fine acoustic qualities 
              of the hall caused the shots to reverberate back and forth until 
              it appeared as if a dozen assassins were at work.
 Like an electric flash the cry spread:
 “The President is shot!” and wild 
              confusion reigned in the Auditorium. People rushed hither and thither; 
              everyone seemed panic-stricken.
 Suddenly there was a deep roar: “Lynch 
              him! Lynch the assassin!”
 Ever and again some man’s voice would 
              cry out: “Don’t let him get away!” and there would be a score of 
              answering shouts of “Kill him! Hang him! Take him up on the arch 
              and burn him! Burn him at the stake!”
 During all the tumult Uncle Hank stood 
              mutely by, awestricken at the terrible spectacle he had been an 
              involuntary witness of.
 But he came to his senses when he 
              heard the cry for Lynch Law.
 “Thar ye go!” he exclaimed, “show 
              yer disrespect fer the law by breakin’ it. Thet’s what breeds Anarchists. 
              If ye’d show the misguided lunatics the awful power ov th’ law ye’d 
              terrorize ’em more than ye will by usin’ brute force. Show ’em th’ 
              true majesty ov th’ law and th’ red devils’l slink inter ther holes 
              an’ tremble with fear.”
 The entire Exposition was now in a 
              turmoil. All was consternation. A strange atmosphere enveloped everything. 
              On the Midway the Ballyhoos were stilled, the clowns, with serious 
              faces, asked the barkers for additional particulars of the tragedy. 
              Ki-ki, the imitation monkey at the “House Upside [145][146] 
              Down,” grew serious, and his face took on a solemn aspect as he 
              asked a hurrying guard if the President still lived.
 Within the big Exposition buildings 
              similar scenes were enacted. Booths were hastily covered up and 
              closed, and the exhibitors hastened to the scene of the shooting.
 The Music Temple was soon surrounded 
              by an immense throng, and universal sympathy was expressed for the 
              unfortunate President. There was no mistaking McKinley’s popularity. 
              Having assumed the Presidency at a time of industrial depression, 
              the country had progressed during his administration to most marvelous 
              prosperity. He was identified in the public mind with contentment, 
              happiness, pecuniary independence and remunerative employment of 
              labor and capital, unprecedented in the history of the country. 
              McKinley and the American home had become synonymous terms. His 
              beautiful and chivalric devotion to his invalid wife had endeared 
              him to every family.
 As for the assassin, the most bitter 
              denunciation of him and of the Anarchistic fanatics who had inspired 
              him in his atrocious deed, was heard on every side. Uncle Hank voiced 
              the sentiment of the majority of people when he said to a bystander:
 “Them Anarchists is like rattlesnakes; 
              fust they rattle dangerous warnin’s and then they strike a deadly 
              blow. No civilized community ez safe while they’re about. It’s high 
              time they waz exterminated; jes’ make it high treason when they 
              rattle on’ about removin’ rulers; an’ let ther strong arm of ther 
              law grasp ’em around th’ neck an’ strangle ’em tew death before 
              they hev time tew coil an’ strike. Naow ye see th’ danger ov ’lowin’ 
              ther scum of Europe tew cum inter th’ country. Yer quarantine yaller 
              fever, but ye never think ov quarantinin red anarchy, which 
              is a sight more dangerous diseese,” and Uncle Hank moved off very 
              much depressed at the terrible scenes he had witnessed that day. 
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 ——————————The President is Dead.
 ——————————
      After a week of cheering 
              bulletins from the sick chamber this was the message that greeted 
              the nation on the morning of the Fourteenth of September.After Hope had been enthroned, and 
              there seemed to be no possibility of a fatal termination to the 
              cowardly assassin’s work, there came the direful message—DEAD.
 It was hard to realize.
 Its full import failed to impress 
              all because of its awful significance.
 The President was Dead, and with his 
              death came a fuller realization of his sterling qualities, his noble 
              patriotism, his perfect manhood, and his inherent kindliness of 
              heart, which had endeared him to his fellow-countrymen.
 There was no North, no South, no East, 
              no West; and all partisanship was sunk in a common grief, and the 
              hand of good-fellowship was extended in this hour of national calamity.
 The tears welled up in Uncle Hank’s 
              eyes as he softly murmured the dying words of the stricken President: 
              “It is God’s will; God’s will be done.”
  
               
                                     Nothing 
                  in his lifeBecame him like the leaving it; he died
 As one that had been studied in his death,
 To throw away the dearest thing he owned,
 As ’twere a careless trifle.
 —S.
      The nation deeply mourned 
              in its great affliction, and business halted. The Exposition closed 
              its gates for two days, and when it resumed its life again it was 
              draped with sombre tokens of mourning but little in keeping with 
              its gay mission. |